oh dear.... xposted to myspace and LJ as well

My dream last night....

It involved me going to get my haircut at this old salon I used to go to, but it was apparently located in my old dorm building in Montevallo. Well upon entering the salon, I recognized a few people from the news (namely McLovin [no shit], Seth Rogen [srsly], that REALLY ugle blonde girl from Dawson's Creek [wtf?????], and the main guy from Sarah Marshall), well they were burglars/murderers, and I acted all nonchalant and left the salon to "go grab my purse".

Well as I was rounding the building and going down the hill (running like lightening) I passed the office window of the salon, which is where the girl who used to cut my hair was sitting with her boss, and I banged on it to get them to get out because they were in danger.

So, they didn't hear me, and I got to my car, and of course, it wouldn't start, so I'm leaned over hiding in my car praying for it to start, and right as it starts (I'm parallel parked) McLovin (who is the leader) taps on my window, he apparently didn't know I was in the salon, and they had already done their business, he was really nice, he wanted me to take pictures for their myspace....?

Well, I was scared as hell they were going to kill me too, so I did just as they asked. Then before I knew it, I was hanging out with them, we were buddies, then Nathan showed up somehow, and I got all randy (in my dream). Well, after I had hung out with them, goofed off, gone to the store, and drank with them, I was like "Well, I gotta go!" and they let me leave! But Nathan was still in there, so I didn't leave until I talked to him all flirtatiously, but the bad guys didn't catch on that I had known him before all of this.

So to make a long story short, Nathan was going to leave after I did so we didn't look suspicious. And I get out to my car, and whoops, I forgot my camera, McLovin chased me down to my car and was handing it to me, he asked if he could keep it, and I LOL'd and said no it was too expensive, but I'd email him the pictures with a big ol' smile on muh face.

As I was pulling out of my new parallel parking spot, I see McLovin enter the salon/building again, and then it all just goes "BOOM!!!"...Nathan had built a bomb to save us, but he forgot about the timer when I was flirting with him. The fire department and police department and news crews all showed up, no bodies were found, and I was considered a survivor of the whole event. So I was in the spot light of the news unfortunately. And then at Nathan's funeral, as I was reading his eulogy, McLovin, who is all beaten up, broken, bloody, and stitched up, is sitting down a few rows back giving me the stink eye...And I get very nervous, because since I've been in the spot light he knows I know all about them...then I woke up.